Maybe we get too much news these days. All of these days, 24\/7. All the news fit to tweet. Used to be we just listened to the local gossip over at Tyee Store, find out whose kid was on meth, what daughter was pregnant, whose house was broken into, all the stuff we passed on neighbor to neighbor. Now we\u2019re privy to the goings-on of the Kardashians and R. Kelly. I couldn\u2019t pick any of them out of a line-up, but they sure have name recognition in my news feeds.<\/p>\n
Today I was scrolling around the internet, stepping through the cowpie landmines of the Trump Investigations, what promises to be an endless overload of subpoenas, accusations, testimonies, pledges of immunity, conspiracies, denials and \u2026 well, you know, the Trump Show — and came across a spat between the Republicans\u2019 newest favorite Satan, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the liberal representative from New York. I figure they must be worried about her greatly, maybe thinking in 6 years she\u2019ll be old enough to run for President so why not start a Hillary-style smear early enough to derail her if she does. The kid barely got sworn in and already she\u2019s a boogie man, even got her own acronym, AOC.<\/p>\n
AOC put out a position paper calling for a New Green Deal. Or a Green New Deal. Something like that. Bundled up climate change with income inequality and scared the bejeezus out of the conservatives. Jerry Falwell\u2019s kid, J.F. Junior, called her stupid and a liar, then invited her to speak at his bastion of evangelical purity, Liberty College, his Dad\u2019s madrasa, a school so right wing it booted out the College Democrats, \u201ca club whose parent organization stands against the moral principles held by Liberty University.\u201d Tough standards, J.F.<\/p>\n
Turns out that when AOC mentioned cutting back on meat production, cows being a major source of methane gas release, Jerry Junior took major umbrage. He\u2019s got a herd of the farting beasts. \u201cI\u2019ve got a hundred cows. You just let Alexandria Cortez show up at my house and try to take my cows away,\u201d the meat-eating man of God warned. Apparently Jerry J. is auditioning to replace Charlton Heston as Moses. That, or the lead in Planet of the Cows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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