I was at the opening of new works by one of our local oil painters at the South End Fine Art Gallery and Expresso Shoppe. As always it\u2019s a guaranteed large crowd, mostly us artists and a few of our friends and occasionally a patron or two. Regina, the gallery owner and latte barista, always provides liberal winepours and enough hors d’oeuvres to hold back rickets among the starving artists another week or so.<\/p>\n
I was admiring a fine piece titled, tantalizingly enough, \u201cSailboat at Sunset #56\u201d, one of a series I\u2019m guessing of at least 56 or more, when a couple jostled me out of the way for a better view. I didn\u2019t really mind moving on, after all, there were plenty more similar offerings, but the gentleman of the pair had caused me to spill my merlot onto the sleeve of my last presentable Goodwill shirt, then gave me a cursory \u2018scuse me,\u2019 that sounded vaguely like \u2018sue me\u2019 before steering his companion and her jangling earrings into the appropriate viewing angle. A moment later they were discussing perspective and complimentary colorations, the expressively bold brushstrokes of the sails, the minimalist way the artist had captured the shimmer of the sea, and of course, the price, anything BUT minimalist.<\/p>\n
\u201cI may not know art,\u201d my jostler said, sipping daintily on a white wine from his plastic glass, \u201cbut I know what I like.\u201d He was quite pleased at this knowledge, no doubt gained with considerable effort. His companion wagged an earlobe with a windchime banging to life, evidently in total agreement with both of us on this aesthetic declaration.<\/p>\n
I guess I was still miffed about the impromptu dye job on my best shirt, or maybe it\u2019s just a character flaw deeper than any fabric stain, but I smiled winningly and said out of the cerulean blue, \u201cI don\u2019t know much about biochemistry, but I sure know a good clone when I see one.\u201d This caused some raised eyebrows, a rolling of the eyes and the beginning of distant alarm bells that would soon drown out the jangling jewelry. For good measure I added, \u201cI don\u2019t know much about history either, but hey, I love a good war. I know what I like.\u201d<\/p>\n
So okay, I cost Regina a commission and I should feel bad about that. Probably cost the artist a sale and I should feel worse about that, but I don\u2019t. I do happen to know something about art and art lovers, and I know what I don\u2019t like. I guess it\u2019s okay to buy what you do, for whatever reason. I just don\u2019t think we should be proud of our ignorance. Then again, what the hell do I know? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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