Some folks down by me in these Southern Latitudes have been, what we scofflaws call, \u2018Living off the Grid\u2019. They work when they have to, get paid under the table (in the local parlance, meaning, they take only cash) and they don\u2019t report wages to the IRS or the State. I run into wealthy folks up north who do the same thing when the opportunity presents itself. Some people call this tax evasion — and it is — but these folks see it more as what any sensible yahoo would do if he had the chance. Me and my professorial pals call this Cognitive Dissonance, a fancy five buck word for jamming the square peg into the round hole, then proclaiming it a pretty good fit.<\/p>\n
My neighbor Gyppo John hit 65 the other day. He\u2019s never paid one dime in taxes, federal state or local other than sin and sales tax on his necessities. He always works under the table, takes only cash or barter and lives pretty much hand to mouth. As far as the government is concerned, John pretty much doesn\u2019t exist. Well, at least til he showed up to sign on for Medicare. I figure what the hell, we\u2019re gonna pay for John\u2019s healthcare anyway, might as well do it through Medicare as all those unpaid ER visits he has after his logging accidents. Dangerous work, logging. Probably exactly the kind of work insurance companies hate to cover. That, and radio antenna repairmen and kamikaze pilots.<\/p>\n
John and I were quaffing a cold one when he got to wondering, about two of my beers into the evening, if maybe he could get Social Security benefits too as long as the Government was making him more comfortable in his Golden Years. Imagine his surprise when I sadly informed him Social Security was kind of a pension fund. Your money in, your money out. \u201cSorta based on your taxes, John,\u201d I said, popping a third can and handing it over, something I guess John was getting too accustomed to.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou mean I can\u2019t get Social Security?? What the hell kind of security is THAT????\u201d he practically shouted, his can foaming. My can, I mean. \u201cI can\u2019t keep logging til I\u2019m 90!\u201d<\/p>\n
Probably true, I agreed, but what I thought to myself was Karma\u2019s gonna be a hard road for some of us South Enders too smart for our own good by a country mile. No doubt it would cost me plenty in additional beer to help John get through those grasshopper winters. But mostly for me to listen to the sob stories.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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