{"id":13533,"date":"2020-11-09T15:07:52","date_gmt":"2020-11-09T15:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/?p=13533"},"modified":"2020-11-09T15:09:05","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T15:09:05","slug":"youre-fired-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/?p=13533","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019re Fired!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It took awhile, but it was an entertaining wait.  If you\u2019re waiting for that high minded, let\u2019s get behind the newly elected president, concession speech, you\u2019ve got an even longer wait.  Inside the Ovoid Office, furniture is being smashed, aides are being trashed, and believe it, tongues are being lashed too.  There is no going gentle into any good night for this spoiled brat.  The chessboard has been overturned, the lawsuits filed, the sychophants lined up to agree that the election was rigged, ballots were faked, the dead voted and those mail-in ballots were illegal.  <\/p>\n<p>What did you expect?  Well wishes for the country?  A call for unity?  High minded speeches?  C\u2019mon, the guy is a thug, a crime boss.  He\u2019s thinking about revenge, he\u2019s looking for a club, he\u2019s talking tough with Rudy, he\u2019s crying foul on the phone to Fox News.  He\u2019s using a ball bat to smash Obama\u2019s painting down the hall.  The Trump Tantrum Show, ladies and gentlemen, is just on the pilot program.  We have two more months to witness the greatest meltdown in U.S. history, greater than the Nixon drunken prayer meetings with Henry call me Hank Kissinger.  This should be epic.  Heads will fall, windows will be broken, bad craziness will be the order of the day.  You think he\u2019s leaving that White House without being dragged out of there, you weren\u2019t paying attention the last four years.  This petulant little man is stewing in his own ego.  <\/p>\n<p>How do exact revenge on the millions of people who voted against him?  Oh, bet your stimulus check on it, he\u2019s working on it.  Grinding teeth, spitting obscenities, scaring the staff.  Who\u2019s got the nuclear football, they\u2019re probably wondering.  Who\u2019s going to put the strait jacket on this foaming mouthed monster?  Kellyanne?  Mikey Pence?  They\u2019re hiding in the coat closet, hoping to survive two more months without insult or injury.  Good luck, gang.<\/p>\n<p>They know what he\u2019s thinking.  Once he\u2019s deposed, the IRS and the federal courts are coming with subpoenas.  The fines and penalties may scare him more than possible incarceration.  The Wizard of Odd may very well be broke.  He certainly won\u2019t have fine clothes on behind the suddenly pulled back curtain.  Just a naked jaybird.  And very possibly a naked jailbird.  No, don\u2019t expect him to leave without a hook and a chain.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It took awhile, but it was an entertaining wait. If you\u2019re waiting for that high minded, let\u2019s get behind the newly elected president, concession speech, you\u2019ve got an even longer wait. Inside the Ovoid Office, furniture is being smashed, aides are being trashed, and believe it, tongues are being lashed too. 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