So okay, let\u2019s say you\u2019re in charge of who gets the first doses of the vaccines for coronavirus. Wait, let\u2019s say I get to decide who goes to the top of the line. Nothing against you, but the whole point of this exercise is determining who makes these decisions. Rumor has it there\u2019s a bunker somewhere under the Appalachian Mountains, a safe house, for bio ethicists brought in from who knows where to make the call who goes first, decide who waits while the pandemic keeps on killing. Life and death, who plays God?<\/p>\n
The government, that\u2019s who. The same government half of us think is a Deep State conspiracy, the government who created this phony baloney epidemic hoax so they could force us to wear plague masks and then probably find some excuse to take our guns. That government! But \u2026 for the time being, let\u2019s agree that I am going to decide who gets the vaccine first, who gets it next, who gets it last. Skeeter the Beneficent, All Knowing, All Seeing, All the Damn Time! Hear me, Minions!<\/p>\n
Okay okay, never mind, just go along with this a bit. I have to decree who gets the shots first when the vaccines are shipped in containers chilled to nearly 90 degrees below zero to the various states. First off, I may pull a Trump and deny the Red States much of the first batches. They didn\u2019t believe this pandemic was real. They don\u2019t wear a mask. They want to party in crowded bars and go to church and attend weddings and funerals even if the funeral will eventually be their own. But \u2026 being beneficent, I will relent and divvy up the pie equally. Based on population. Unless the Red States have undocumented immigrants they didn\u2019t want to count in the ongoing census. We\u2019ll go along with that, send them only based on what they wanted to count. Fair is fair and Skeeter the All Seeing is nothing, if not fair.<\/p>\n
The bio ethicists, whoever they are and wherever they came from, want to give the first batches to the first responders, the hospital personnel, the nursing homes. Okay by me, seems obvious. Wouldn\u2019t hardly need an ethicist to make that call. The next folks in line are the older folks, probably with underlying conditions. If I can figure out my underlying condition, I\u2019m good with that. The old farts without underlying conditions, I assume, are next with sleeves rolled up. Probably me so I\u2019m gonna go with this choice too. Because, as you\u2019ve already seen, I\u2019m fair. Maybe even the fairest of the fair.<\/p>\n
Essential workers? You bet. Personally I might put them ahead of the elderly who smoked themselves onto a ventilator, but let\u2019s be magnanimous here, they drove buses, checked out us customers at grocery stores, put themselves at risk same as first responders. Seems only fair they get protected right away. But you know and I do too, they\u2019ll be at the back of the line. Minimum wage earners, essential to the rest of us with money enough to spend during the pandemic. Sorry, but you folks are young mostly. Gotta save the vaccine for us geriatrics. <\/p>\n
Hard call, but somebody\u2019s got to make it, right? Half of us probably won\u2019t even take the vaccine if it\u2019s offered. Who knows what\u2019s in that stuff? Who knows what the long term side effects are? Who knows if it\u2019ll even work longer than a month or two? Not that it matters. The government decided not to buy extra vaccine when they had the chance and now we\u2019re at the back of the line for more. Sure glad they\u2019re the ones making all the decisions, not me. If you don\u2019t trust them, well, maybe there\u2019ll be enough vaccine for old Skeeter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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