So okay, I got my 2nd dose of Covid Kevlar last week, a Pfizer vaccine probably chock full of micro-transmitters Bill Gates snuck in there to track my every move, information he could have just asked me to give him, not too much variation. I\u2019m now bulletproof, at least for infection from the coronavirus, maybe not for autism, future cancers, 3rd limbs trying to grow and possible susceptibility to Qanon conspiracy theories. My voluntary Lockdown is over!! I even think my sense of humor is coming back \u2026 or at least mutating.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s been a little more than a year since Pandemic Paranoia swept most of the world and maybe half of this country of contrarians, disbelievers, Trumpists and other kooks and ninnies. When I mentioned to a neighbor, one who\u2019d actually contracted Covid, that over half a million of us had died in this Land of the Free Thinkers, he told me no, they died all right, but probably from underlying causes. If you want to debate this kind of logic, be my guest, but me, not so much. I\u2019m vaccinated — did I mention? — and folks who think Covid or E-bola or polio or wasting brain disease are phony, well, skip the vaccine and take their chances. I\u2019m on their side now — a few less of these maskless conspiracy theorists is okay by me now that I\u2019m officially immune.<\/p>\n
Oh sure, the virus will probably mutate and we\u2019ll need booster shots for the Variants. But eventually the variant viruses would whittle down the non-believers. I\u2019d call it Darwinism \u2026 but that\u2019s just going to invite more hostility and resistance toward us folks who wore masks and got vaccinated and lockdowned during the Plague of 2020. Let\u2019s call it instead an Upward Intelligence Trend, the smart survive. Maybe it was an underlying condition too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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