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C\u2019mon, you Trump Haters, you gotta give the man his props.\u00a0 Here he is, under siege from all quarters, depositions bombarding him constantly, lawsuits aplenty, rape charges in the works, the Trump Organization under assault, the classified documents still turning up in their hiding places, his approval ratings tanking, even his fellow MAGA mouths suddenly quiet \u2026 and yet, AND YET!, the man has time to create his own NFT trading cards.\u00a0 You and I, we\u2019d be stressed beyond imagining, locked in with a team of high powered attorneys 24\/7, no time to slurp diet cokes or scarf down burgers, just non-stop injunctions to stall the proceedings, court filings to install Special Masters, telephone calls to shaky allies not to cooperate with the hounds the Feds are sending in packs.\u00a0 Give him credit, money speaks to him much louder than the possibility of lengthy jail time.\u00a0 Money, after all, is his air.<\/p>\n
Us mere mortals would take cover, maybe use acid to remove our fingerprints, undergo plastic surgery to change our faces, grow a beard, shave our heads, whatever it took to escape the constant pounding of the press, the Democrats, the Twitter Trolls and the Department of Justice.\u00a0 Slip off to some isolated island no one has heard of, live off coconuts and whatever other food source washes onto the beach.\u00a0 Throw away our cellphones, delete our social media accounts, issue false death certificates.\u00a0 Or worst case, ask Putin for permanent residency no extradition could touch.<\/p>\n
But we\u2019re ordinary citizens.\u00a0 This man is anything but.\u00a0 Acknowledge that!\u00a0 If there is one man who deserves his own super-hero trading cards, that man is Donald J. Trump.\u00a0 No kryptonite can touch him, no subpoena can scare him, no legion of women claiming sexual harassment can detract him.\u00a0 Teflon tough?\u00a0 No, sir, this is the Man of Stainless Steel.\u00a0 Fires surrounding him, he shrugs off the mortal danger and issues his trading cards.\u00a0 Mock him if you will, but give him his money.\u00a0 That\u2019s all he wants.\u00a0 Your esteem, certainly.\u00a0 But mostly, the money.\u00a0 Give it to him.\u00a0 You owe him that much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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