Being a card carrying South Ender, I\u2019m a little mistrustful of fiduciary institutions. I don\u2019t bury my savings out back in the nettle field, but I\u2019m not real happy keeping it in the bank\u2019s mattress either. What I think is the folks who had enough money to play the stock market, they\u2019re doing fine. The Fed dropped interest rates to near zero so if you happen to want to make money with the money you already got, you pretty much had to invest in the market. If you\u2019re like me, you just wanted to play it safe after that same market dropped 40 % back in the Dark Days of the subprime mortgage collapse.<\/p>\n
Fool me once, shame on you \u2026 fool me twice, well, I\u2019m not happy about my options. If inflation kicks up, that money in the bank will start to dwindle. But \u2026 I learned a hard lesson about the stock market I won\u2019t forget real soon. So when I went into my current bank, one of those Too Big To Fail conglomerates, to deposit a check awhile back, my friendly teller looked at our account and asked if I\u2019d care to talk to one of their investment advisors. \u201cYou might want to consider something that would make more interest than your savings and checking account,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s wonderful to have my bankers concerned for me, it really is. Why would I ever think they were a predatory pestilence? So what if I have friends who\u2019ve lost their homes or are even now fighting with their banks who for years have threatened them with evictions and mortgage default? Obviously they just want me to succeed. Good people, good hearts. I said, \u201cYou mean sit with one of your brokers who would suggest stocks and bonds for me to invest in?\u201d My teller smiled beatifically. I was tuned in. Just a few keystrokes and that money sitting safely in our no interest account would electronically transfer to the Wall Street hotshots and earn us who knows how much money compounded annually over multiple years. Capitalism, what\u2019s not to like?<\/p>\n
\u201cThis bank,\u201d I said, \u201cno offense, but you folks played fast and loose back before the Recession. Bad loans, subprime mortgages, collateralized loans, hedge fund bets against your own investors. You and the other banks and the investment firms drove the economy into the dirt. And you want me to walk over and talk to your advisor? You guys are like a casino, take a cut on every hand and you win whether the rest of us do or not. Good racket, but I\u2019ve got to pass this time. My gambling days are about over.\u201d<\/p>\n
No doubt I have an asterisk by my name when their computer logs me in, one that means Willing To Stay Poor. When the Fed raises interest rates — and it will before too long — we\u2019ll see how the stock market does when financial cowards like me can make money by saving money, not gambling it. Until then it\u2019s a bull market all right and my friendly little bank is raking it in but not loaning much out. Maybe that\u2019s why we bought the property next door. We didn\u2019t bury our money there, we just bought the hole to put it in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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