Barely out of the courtroom that found our Prez–in –Exile guilty of 34 felonies, the man hauled himself over to an Ultimate Fighting Championship in Joisey, what the New York Times called a hypermasculine appeal to the fans there. They went wild, they cheered, they pumped their fists, they obviously sensed (or smelled) the Huuge testosterone fog of our former Commander-in-Chief wafting across the sweat-filled arena. Sure, he\u2019s beyond fighting weight now, hair pretty much gone, small hands soft as a baby\u2019s, never worked a physical day in his life, never went to a gym to exercise, couldn\u2019t lift anything heavier than a Diet Pepsi if his life depended on it. But hey, here he was in all his fat ass hypermasculine glory, reveling in the adulation of fight fans who could care less if he was a convicted felon. In fact, maybe a year or two in a federal pen might amp up his cred with these folks, hard time, no problem for the Donald. He\u2019s their warrior, their Avenger, the guy who put it to Stormy Daniels and that other porn star, what\u2019s her name?<\/p>\n
Oh yeah, here\u2019s the poster boy for Machismo. A guy who cheats at the only sport he knows, golf. Okay, marriage too. Not sure what his handicap is there but I\u2019m betting Huuge, isn\u2019t everything in his braggart telling? A real man\u2019s man. A role model for the fight crowd. A tough talking, take no prisoners, call it like it is, kiss my ass street thug. Maybe our next President. Again. What\u2019s not to love? Compares himself now to Al Capone. And why not? He\u2019s a cheap crook, a con from the get-go, a real killer or maybe he will be if he wins in November. <\/p>\n
So what\u2019s with all the crybaby whining? Waaah, waaah, the government is picking on me, the nasty people in the Justice Department are out to get me, that Georgia prosecutor hates me, Judge Merchan treated me so very very badly, my beautiful wife won\u2019t sleep with me anymore, I\u2019m a victim, I\u2019m a martyr, I\u2019m suffering for your sins. Vote for me or they\u2019ll be coming for you next. Send money to me or the bad mean people will take it from you when I don\u2019t win. Send more money, all you can, I\u2019m just a poor billionaire. Buy more of my crappy merch, buy another MAGA hat, buy those tennis shoes, they\u2019re the greatest, like me! Waaah. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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