O Cannaba!<\/p>\n
As most of my THC-saturated neighbors here on the South End know, Canada just went green. Marijuana is soon to be legal across the great white north. Little wonder the Trumpster has washed his hands of these hockey loving infidels and put tariffs on them in our \u2018national security interests\u2019. They\u2019re a clear and present danger, a hostile, potential invasionary force, a nation of dope huffing, hockey crazed whackos so menacing we probably should build a border wall on our northern flank. The bastards believe in the metric system, for cripesakes, you think that\u2019s not foreign to our American values? Wake up before it\u2019s too late! I don\u2019t want a hockey rink in MY backyard!!<\/p>\n
Hopefully this cannabis legalization will serve merely to sedate these Canucks. Eh? But I\u2019m not \u2013 and the President certainly isn\u2019t \u2013 betting on drugs being the Answer, not when we\u2019ve seen how marijuana has proven to be a gateway drug to liberalism, abortion, anti-gun sentiment and all manner of unspeakable sexual deviance. These tundra dwellers are so stoned right now they can barely negotiate a trade agreement to take the place of NAFTA, what kind of trading partners will they be when the stuff is legal??<\/p>\n
Tariffs are only the first phase, believe you me. This Menace must be stopped. If a Wall won\u2019t protect us, we have other options. A First Strike must be kept on the table. Trump should demand Trudeau surrender now. Don\u2019t make us pull the trigger, Canada!! We just want you to be compliant neighbors. Is that so very much to ask? But if you refuse to concede to our demands, no matter how much tar sand oil you promise to deliver to our pipelines, it\u2019s nothing compared to what you\u2019re packing your pipes with. We have drug rehab clinics here that we can provide you. But the first step is to accept you have a Problem. Don\u2019t make you ours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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