The British Medical Journal just released a study confirming what most women and a few of us men already know: guys do stupid things. I know, it\u2019s not exactly news, but this is Science, a powerful tool. Okay, only half of us believe in it anymore, but the newspapers have to put something in between the appliance ads and the comic page.<\/p>\n
Nevertheless, it got me thinking about my own Great Moments in Jackassdom and I\u2019m sure you got your own. Not all us males will risk our lives frivolously, whether from high IQ or low courage, but I\u2019ve noticed plenty who do. A few years back a bunch of us South End yahoos were having a little bacchanalia off the backroads at a log cabin in the nettle savannahs. A few drinks, some medical herbs and next thing you know we\u2019ve got a roaring bonfire lighting the sky to whoops and holler and general mayhem. At some point we haul out a couch and four of us (right, all guys) toss it on the fire sending sparks halfway to the space station. I don\u2019t actually remember who initiated it, but some idiot (right, a male) decided to leap the conflagration. Then, at the encouragement of one particular female, others took a turn Fire Jumping, crazed drunken pheromone-incapacitated morons hurtling over a sofa in full toxic flame. Great fun!<\/p>\n
I had worked in Everett General Hospital one 4th of July and I remember a guy we got in the ER who\u2019d toppled into a fire and been dragged out by bystanders. He died that night. So when I saw my overweight out-of-shape artist buddy revving it up for his turn, I said don\u2019t do this, man, but I could see he needed to impress the cheering lady and nothing I could say was going to deter him so whoopee wahoo! off he goes \u2026 and stumbles at the edge of the bonfire. I can still see him, arms akimbo, off balance at the launch pad, a silhouette aglow like a Bosch dream of Hell, another human sent packing to the furnace. He hit the ground all fours, tumbled to a landing to cheers and celebrations. I was the one weak in the knees.<\/p>\n
We don\u2019t burn as many couches these days. I don\u2019t know if we\u2019ve grown wiser \u2026 or the dumb have all been incinerated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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