The county just got the results in for their survey locating the homeless on Camano. Turns out they didn\u2019t find any. None. Zero. Zilch. I guess they went from gate to gate in the gated communities, maybe looked behind the forsythia, then moved on. Nobody came down to the South End, that\u2019s for sure.<\/p>\n
Turns out Island County sent teams into the hinterlands to search out the homeless. Well, except not Camano Island. The housing resource coordinator was quoted in the Gazette, \u201cWe just didn\u2019t have the time. But next year we hope to get more of a head start.\u201d They did manage to send out some fliers on the transit buses asking the homeless, if they were indeed out there, if they would respond. No responses were forthcoming. The coordinator speculated that maybe the homeless just didn\u2019t want to be identified as the homeless. You know, IF there were any homeless.<\/p>\n
I suppose this could be a new paradigm for social services in America if Washington DC gets wind of this. Poverty? Post some placards on telephones asking the poor if they\u2019re poor. Call us, we want to help. You a veteran not getting medical assistance? We put some fliers on the buses in your town. You maybe didn\u2019t see them? You out of work, chronically unemployed? We posted a notice on Facebook. Maybe you need to buy a computer, get some DSL service, reach out to us. We want to help\u2026.<\/p>\n
I ran a poll myself this week. Posted a notice on my blogsite asking anyone in county government if they were intelligent enough to be holding office. If so, please call in to southendbrainresearch.com and answer the brief questionnaire. Take about half a minute, just want to do a head count of the bright ones\u2026. Surprisingly, nobody responded. All I can say, if I can use the county\u2019s own methodology, there\u2019s no intelligence over there in Whidbey Island government. Course, maybe they\u2019re embarrassed to identify themselves as smart. Or they\u2019re just being modest.<\/p>\n
Next year we\u2019ll maybe have some time to organize IQ search parties. This year we were just a little too busy. In the meantime hopefully all the homeless over here will find decent housing. You know, the folks who don\u2019t exist here in paradise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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