Hank \u2018the Tank\u2019 Amundsen is standing up next to his barstool taking a swing for the outfield wall. \u201cMy gawd,\u2019 he was gushing, \u201cmy gawd, it was something to see. That kid of mine is going to the majors, you guyz heard it first.\u201d Pete, two stools down, sipped affably at his pint of IPA and said quietly, \u201cI think you told us this last week, Tank.\u201d Jerry nodded from a table full of empty pints he and the Flatheads had killed during the first hour of happy hour, ready for the second. \u201cI believe Pete\u2019s correct, Tank, but he forgot to mention the week before and last month and I think, check me on this Pete, I think you told us Jimmy was going Pro last year.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAw, guys, I\u2019m just a proud papa, is all. You can\u2019t blame me, the kid is great. You can see it in his swing he\u2019s got plenty of homers coming up. Practically got a contract signed. The scouts probably already got eyes trained on him.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Jimmy, if he declared eligibility at this point, would never graduate Middle School. Tank has been sending him to camps, buying gear, tossing balls, all the stuff a Tiger Woods training dad would do since the kid was two and a half. If Jimmy had hoped for a normal childhood of bikes and X-box, it wasn\u2019t going to happen. If Tank wasn\u2019t hauling him and his bats, gloves and balls to tournaments and camps, he was out back of his shack where he\u2019d set up a batting cage, firing curve balls to the poor kid, yelling at him when he whiffed, hollering in joy when he blasted one into the nettles past the swingset that Jimmy never got to use. His sister, pretty much ignored by Tank, got the swing pretty much to herself.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t know what happens to all the Jimmys whose alpha dads drove them to be the best soccer player, baseball star, football hero or basketball idol, whose only dream was to go pro, make the majors, play ten years or less, then retire wealthy as Michael Jordan. I suspect they become sad, depressed, broken adults. Maybe they put their kids through the same nightmare gauntlet.<\/p>\n
I had a buddy in high school who won state champ in swimming. When I saw him after we\u2019d trudged off to different colleges, I asked him if he was still training for the Olympics. \u201cI quit,\u201d he said. When I asked why, he answered, \u201cI spent half my life in a chlorine pool, before school, after school. All so I could compete in the Olympics, probably never make it, then wonder all my damn life why I didn\u2019t do something else. I\u2019m going to do something else.\u201d<\/p>\n
I suspect there are mostly losers out there. If we taught em to love the game, if we taught em to enjoy their teammates, if we taught em that sports were fun more than a path to riches, maybe we\u2019d have a lot more winners. Jimmy, I suspect, isn\u2019t going to be a winner. And his dad is going to take it a lot harder than Jimmy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hank \u2018the Tank\u2019 Amundsen is standing up next to his barstool taking a swing for the outfield wall. \u201cMy gawd,\u2019 he was gushing, \u201cmy gawd, it was something to see. That kid of mine is going to the majors, you guyz heard it first.\u201d Pete, two stools down, sipped affably at his pint of IPA […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[7599,7598,7597],"class_list":["post-19749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rantings-and-ravings","tag-aiming-for-the-home-run","tag-dad-the-hardcore-coach","tag-end-of-childhoods"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19750,"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19749\/revisions\/19750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skeeterdaddle.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}