My first banjo was one I traded a semi-automatic Marlin .22 for, a good deal for the guy trading the banjo. Nice gun, pretty poor banjo. But it got me pickin and grinning and for that, it was a great swap for me too. A couple years later I found a nicer one in a Stanwoodopolis 2nd hand shop and even though it was a couple hundred dollars, I jumped right on that deal like a dog on a bone.<\/p>\n
Before you know it, I was playing Cripple Creek and Foggy Mountain Breakdown and Shady Grove like ringing a bell. The second banjo was okay, but nothing to write home about. So when I found a used beauty up in Mt. Vernon at the music store on consignment, I knew at first glance it was not only a very nice instrument, it was meant for me. Actually, I figured I could sell the first two and pay for the good one, what we bluegrass yahoos call Zero Sum Pain.<\/p>\n
My wife at the time, my Ex, she didn\u2019t live up on the South End with me. She had a boyfriend and a house in Seattle and Gomorrah. We were waltzing toward a breakup, but never quite making it to the end of the dance. A lot of bust-ups are like that, I think, slow motion wrecks any fool could see wasn\u2019t avoidable so why not just get it over with?<\/p>\n
When I mentioned my discovery of this sweet little 5 string practically being given away up north, she wondered aloud — as you might have too — why in blue hell did I need another banjo when I barely could play 3 songs on the two I got?? Well, okay, I said, but this was a helluva deal and one I\u2019d sorely HATE to pass up, practically a ticket to Nashville, baby.<\/p>\n
We quarrelled a bit as we often did back in those loveless days and finally I said I meant to buy the bugger. I\u2019d sell the first two. Probably make a tidy profit when the smoke cleared. \u201cYou buy that thing and I\u2019ll leave you,\u201d she vowed.<\/p>\n
Well, I\u2019m sure many a marriage has cracked up on the rocks over a banjo. But usually they bust up over playing them. Leave em in the closet, you have 50\/50 chance of making the next anniversary. Buy 3 and play em \u2026 all badly \u2026 and often \u2026 trust me, music doesn\u2019t always soothe the savage breast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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