The Green Comet is Coming!
Even as we sit here complacently congratulating ourselves on surviving the phony pandemic, a Chinese observation balloon is moving across Montana, no doubt monitoring the movement of cattle near Miles City with devious plans to deploy the bovines in who knows what sinister plot. Some Republican congressmen who aren’t too busy investigating the FBI’s involvement with the J6 protests or the Hunter Biden laptop scandal or Doc Fauci’s bogus vaccines are demanding we shoot the thing down before it’s TOO LATE!
Holy Hinderburg, Batman, let’s get our priorities straight. Forget about the damn balloon. There’s a green comet on its way here. This is no Kehoutek, no Halley’s, no errant asteroid, it’s a Green Comet, probably some environmental emissary from the far reach of the galaxy bent on signaling the Earth that green death is on its way. Open your eyes! You won’t need a telescope when this thing greenwashes our planet, obviously a message, even the final one, for what could well be an Eco-Armageddon.
You think investigating Doc Fauci is more important than saving the planet? Maybe you should be asking yourselves what’s in that trail of green dust spewing out behind some malevolent iceball? Is this the Storm that Qanon has been predicting? Is this the End or just the Beginning? Why hasn’t the government begun preparing nuclear spaceships to intercept this thing before it reaches us? Why hasn’t the blogosphere lit up like the 4th of July to warn us of imminent danger? Is this because they know something we don’t? That they want to keep us unprepared for the coming Storm?
Drop the investigations regarding the Intelligence Agencies and start investigating what’s behind the apathy toward this Green Comet. The Chinese balloon is just a distraction. It’s all a distraction! Wake up! The Green Comet is on its way! The Green Comet is coming and nobody seems to care!
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