The Trump Show!
It should come as no great surprise to any of us that after the election primaries morphed into a clone of Survivors that the Presidency of the Donald would end up being an endless series of entertaining incidents. The cast, handpicked by the King of Apprentices, is wickedly delightful. Kellyanne and her beloved Alternate Facts, the best so far being the episode of the Bowling Green Massacre, never fails to impress an audience with her toothy mendacity. She’s the wicked witch of the west room. Steve — I’m no neo-Nazi, I just play one in the White House – Bannon, plays the Wizard of Odd to Trump’s scarecrow (I wish I had a heart). The alt-righteous Breitbart publisher doesn’t get many lines, but he writes the darkest scripts. Sean Spicer, the lovable boob who has to run the daily press conferences while defending his always chuckle-headed truth-avoiding boss, may have the hardest role, but … he shows up every day, Ed McMahon to Johnny but without the good natured laughtrack at his bad jokes. And the ever lovable telegenic Mr. Pence, hoping for the Impeachment episode as soon as possible while there’s still a government left to govern. Oh, let’s don’t forget Maryann to her Gilligan, the ever fashionable Melania, standing by her man despite all the crotch grabbing tell-tales. Fox News Channel runs this as news and entertainment, fair and balanced, but certainly nothing like the truth.
Today’s episode, a belly buster comedy, revolved around D.J’s daughter Ivanka’s clothing line being dropped from Nordstrom. Papa tweeted how unfair it all was, this capitalism disregard in regard to the Good Fairy Ivanka. So unfair! Especially when the family fortune rests on the Trump Brand and if some knee jerk retailer downgrades the Brand, well, that’s lost revenue. Proof, no doubt, there is really no conflict of interest that the nattering Democrats seem so worried about. The bizness of America, after all, is bizness. So great!
I guess the folks who voted for this guy are getting their money’s worth and better yet,they don’t even have to subscribe to the Trump Network to get the entire series on Netflix or Amazon, it just downloads hourly, tweet after tweet, a regurgitation of injured pride and cock of the walk crowing. So bad! So beautiful! We’re living in a reality TV show now, the audience as the voter, the audience as the public, the audience as captured viewer. All sponsored by the Trump Brand! So lucrative! But wait! If you act now, they’ll send you another tweet, just pay shipping and handling. Honest truth!