Jared, our Savior
Jared Kushner, the Mad King’s son-in-law, is taking time off his busy domestic schedule and his real estate business to head to the Middle East, see what he can do with this Israeli/Palestinian mess. You and me might’ve sent someone with diplomatic cred instead, but hey, this is a New Paradigm. Historians will no doubt look back at this era in slack-jawed open-mouthed wonder. Wheeler Dealer! The Art of …
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! Let’s send the kids over to solve the world’s most pressing problems, why not? This kid is Jewish and as far as I can tell, that’s his only resume for something as complex and historically impossible as this. Many presidents and their ambassadors and their state department experts have thrown their shoulders against this wheel, but they have come up with nothing more substantive than torn rotator cuffs for their efforts. It’s a tough rock to move, a hard nut to crack, pick your own metaphor, it’s a bastard of a problem.
So send in the clowns, let Netanyahu and Abbas see we’re serious. About letting the status quo simmer on high. When Jared resolves those issues, he can hop right over to Syria, Yemen, Iraq and Afghanistan. A one man diplomatic corps. Course he has to get back for that meeting with high tech CEO’s, something to do with corporatizing America, making it safe for entrepreneurs once again. It’s a high wire act that few would take on outside the Wallendas, but he is, after all, the son-in-law of the president who has already accomplished more in half a year than his predecessors managed in their entire terms. Except maybe FDR, who had more advantage than our Caligula will due to presidential term limits, sad!
No doubt Peace, World Peace, is finally at hand. Well, after Jared deals aces over there in Pyongyang. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get tired. We need him to be strong, savvy and wide awake. I’m counting on his youthful energy to win the day.
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The message of this administration is essentially, “It’s all business, so let the businessmen handle it all.”
Very very scary. Have you been watching the new season of House of Cards? In many ways I hated it, but it kind of lays out what we’re up against.
Jared Kushner is about as savvy a biznessman as I am. But I didn’t buy a high rise in NYC that was overpriced to begin with then went down from there in the Recession so that now he’s peddling it to his father-in’law’s Russian and Chinese clientele.
Who knew when Trump said:
“I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people. . . . We want top of the line professionals.”
that coincidentally, they would all turn out to be relatives? His administration’s management team looks like the Trump Thanksgiving Dinner guest list from last autumn.
Without the crazy uncle. There’s only room for one big crazy at the table.