The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

If you thought the Kung Flu came from China, like your President does, maybe it’s time to wake up. If you thought the Chinese Flu was developed in a lab or came from some so-called ‘wet’ market in Wuhan, forget about it. The truth is out there, as they used to say on the X-files. The truth is stranger than fiction. Or, more to the point, fiction is truth and truth is fiction and the folks on Facebook no longer argue which is which. Who cares, really, when we’d rather have interesting lies than boring truths.

You think this comet Neowise showing up in our solar system at the same time as the coronavirus was a coincidence? C’mon, think about it. UFO’s are circling the planet like bees around their disturbed nest. The government knows all about this, but they’re keeping it secret, as always, lobbing you misinformation about Russian election interference and Twitter hacks to prevent us citizens from asking too many questions. Like where did this comet come from? And why is it here? Who sent it and what do they want? Remember when the European Space Agency landed on a comet a few years back? What did they find there, eh? And why didn’t they let us in on that secret?

I looked at this comet a few nights ago. If that tail doesn’t look exactly like a sneeze loaded with coronavirus hurled across a crowded room by a maskless contagion superspreader, I don’t know what does…. Aliens are out there, my friend, and trust me on this, they are not your friend. They are planting the seeds of destruction in our atmosphere even as you sit there blithely reading this, unaware of extraterrestrial dangers. They have sent the Messenger of Death in the form of celestial bodies that we ooh and aah over, little suspecting we are being washed by plague mists continuously as the comet streaks over our heads. And you thought chemtrails were frightening! You thought vaccines were scary!

Another existential threat, can’t you see that for what it is? This isn’t pixie dust, pal, this is space plague. Oh sure, they’ll find a vaccine for it, you can bet your supplemental health insurance on it. But what’s really in it? Antibodies from another galaxy, that’s what. Go right ahead, let these enablers shove a syringe in your arm, but don’t come crying to me when your body starts to grow scales and your appendages begin to double. Don’t say I didn’t try to warn you.

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