The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

Give the MAGA intelligentsia some credit. They have uncovered the conspiracy of the century. Joe Biden is dead and was replaced by a robotic clone. Hard to believe? you ask. Check out the post in the President’s Truth Social. The man who ran the country for four years was actually a cyborg.

All I can say is whoever created that clone could have done a better job, probably some voucher school science class project lacking adequate AI, not some lab funded by Project 2025. After all, funding for science is being axed in hopes the tech sector will pick up the slack. Musk was busy with DOGE and rockets that keep exploding. Building a Biden was probably not high on the To-Do list, not with Tesla stocks plummeting.

You gotta give the clone creators a little credit, though. Nice ruse to have the cyborg come down with prostate cancer. Some kind of self-destruct mechanism maybe. And give them a lot of credit for constructing a clone that even his wife doesn’t suspect is a replicant. That is no little feat. Try that yourself if you don’t think so. I can’t even keep my lawnmower running much less teach it to talk, even badly.

Sure, there will be those skeptics who will want to see the death certificate. Probably as likely as the Obama birth certificate. But for the True Believers, the Q-Anon faithful and the Newsmax loyalists, proof is for the weak minded. The President’s tweet is plenty of proof, all anyone should need. And if you need more proof, consider this: the artificial Joe Biden hasn’t denied the report. I think that speaks volumes. Even if he doesn’t.