The Skeeter Daddle Diaries

Sure, she seems like the Great White Woman, billionaire artist, role model to millions, what’s not to admire? She’s even got a football hero boyfriend. Can you say Hetero Love? But trust me, the MAGA hate her … and for good reason! She’s not what she seems. She’s a menace dressed to kill, a Barbie with a brain that’s gone rogue, a femme fatale who plots to use the Super Bowl to bring America to its knees. She’s the Manchurian Candidate, a shill for the progressives hoping to invade the minds of her followers. She’s going to ask them … are you sitting down? … she’s going to ask them … to vote.

On the surface it sounds innocuous enough. Just go out and cast a vote, exert your American right to go to the ballot box, do the patriotic thing. But the MAGA know better. They always know better. She’s a wrecking ball in tights, a destroyer in sexy garb, a songwriter singing the death dance of democracy. They see through her little game. Riches aren’t enough for her, fame isn’t enough for her, a football star boyfriend isn’t enough for her. No, she wants Power. She wants what they want, control of America. But not for Good, not like their Chosen One, the One denied the last election when it was stolen from them. She wants to keep the Evil Man in the White House.

Today is Super Bowl Sunday. All eyes in America will turn to the duel in Las Vegas. If you think this is about football, take the blinders off! Will Taylor be in the stands? Will her boyfriend be on the winning side? Will they pass secret messages between themselves, messages that will decide the fate of this once proud country? Watch for yourselves but in the end MAGA will decipher the clues. MAGA will tell you who won. And more importantly, who lost. In any event it won’t be a football team. Football will be collateral damage. All part of her sinister plan. Enjoy your woke Bud Lite. If you can.

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